NOAH’S SNAILS

Before GOD told Noah……HE told the snails…..because HE knew………

And the two snails, one male and one female, started of on their journey….

They knew it would be long one…….

[Please to bear with me for this story. Some of you will disagree with the numbers on this one based upon the religious questions involved…..i’m going to go with the 120 year school of thought…only  because I know that it didn’t happen the way it is said in the bible….greater truth in this matter is given in the Koran…..and no…I don’t care what you think about that…….you fanatical and fundamentalist Christians out there have forgotten one thing….the people you defend and adore even unto your very deaths…were called by the one that you claim to serve:  THE SYNAGOGUE OF SATAN AND THEY ARE THE ONES THAT SOUGHT TO MURDER YOUR CHRIST IN JESUS AND MADE SURE THAT THE ROMANS CRUCIFIED HIM.  IT MATTERS NOT WHAT THE ZIONIST KHAZARS FORCED THE POPE INTO DECLARING…DID JUDAS GO TO THE ROMANS OR TO THE PHARISEES?

BUT YOU BELIEVE YOUR BOUGHT AND PAID FOR PREACHERS THAT LAUGH AS THEY MISLEAD YOU INTO FURTHER DEATH AND DESTRUCTION FOR THE SAKE OF ‘GREATER ISRAEL’ WHERE NONE OF THE ASHKENAZI HAVE ANY BLOOD TIES WITH THE TRUE SEMITICS OF THAT REGION…WHO ARE THE ORIGINAL SEPHARDIC HEBREWS AND THE ORIGINAL PALESTINIANS….AND DON’T FORGET THE BRUTAL TREATMENT OF THE HEBREW ETHIOPIANS THAT HAD THE OLDEST TORAH IN EXISTENCE…WHO WERE SWIFTLY TAKEN UP AND RELOCATED TO ‘ISRAEL’ ONLY TO NOW BE LIVING IN DESPAIR AT THE TREATMENT GIVEN TO THEM BY THOSE THAT SAY THEY ARE JEWS BUT ARE NOT JEWS…..YE ONES CARE NOT NOW…BUT IF ALLOWED…..YOUR TIME WILL COME….EITHER WAY, YE ONES ARE DESTINED FOR A COSMIC DO-OVER…AND YOU HAVE EARNED ALL OF IT, SO DON’T LET THERE BE ANY COMPLAINING AND GNASHING OF TEETH AND CRYING ‘LORD, LORD, DID WE NOT ACT IN YOUR NAME?  AND I, BEING CHRIST MICHAEL ATON IN ESU IMMANUEL WILL HAVE TO TELL YOU AGAIN:  AS YOU KNEW ME NOT, I CANNOT KNOW YOU, EVEN NOW”.]

[okay….back to me and my telling of this story….muahahaha….yes…a joint effort…HE will chime in when HE pleases….and probably others as well…can’t be helped…gotta love it…well…I do, anyway…(kibo)]

AND SO!!!!!!

The two loving snails had 120 years to reach their goal……120 miles….of differing terrains……

Plains and forests and jungles and deserts and hills and…..one mountain……at the very end……

Hard……haaaaard….HARD….HAAAAAAAAAARD JOURNEY…

But they set off

Knowing what was before them. They knew that this was it and for the sake of all snails everywhere and the future of all snails everywhere….they endured…..

They endured through wind and sun and heat and cold and snow and rain and drought….

They endured

They endured through the many, many, many miles of dangers and predators and circumstances and pitfalls and ups and downs……bumps and holes that you would just ignore wwere big obstacles to them…nevermind the huge…HUGE OBSTACLES THAT LAY IN THEIR PATH

And yet…they endured…through all of it

The made it through the plains and the forest and the jungles……..amazing terrain for only120 miles, isn’t it…….yet…there is was……..just for them…….

When they reached the desert…they stopped…afraid and wondering what to do……they prayed…..and a falcon came and swooped them up and carried them into the air

Hiiiiiigh into the air…and they saw more of the world than they could ever hope to imagine……

Were they afraid? At that point…..lol…NO…NO WAY!!!!!!!

They had been through enough by that time to know that GOD was with them and nothing would be allowed to to remain in their way and keep them from their appointed destiny in GOD. Nothing would be allowed to keep them from fulfilling their journey to the appointed place that GOD had chosen for them to reach and cheive and attend to……as long as they were willing to go on, to continue, to endure…

And they looked down at the world in a way that they could never have hope to achevie and they rejoiced…THEY REJOICED IN GOD FOR GODS LOVE AND KINDNESS TO THEM!!!! IN SPITE OF ALL THE HARDSHIPS THEY ENDURED, HERE THEY WERE, FLYING HIGH ABOVE THE WORLD IN THE TALONS OF A FALCON….NORMALLY A PREDATOR….BUT THEY KNEW, BEYOND THE SHADOW OF ANY DOUBT, THAT THIS IS THE WAY GOD WANTED IT TO BE THAT THEY MAY SEE SUCH WONDERS IN THEIR LIFETIMES AND EVEN MORE…AND THEY KNEW THAT THE FALCON WAS OF GOD AND SENT BY GOD TO HELP THEM DO THE IMPOSSIBLE…TO CROSS THE MIGHTY DESERT…..SOMETHING NO SNAIL HAD EVER DONE OR EVER WOULD DO, EVER AGAIN….UNLESS THEY HAD THE HELP OF GOD WITH THEM!!!!

AND THEY PRAYED IN THANKS AND GRATITUDE TO GOD FOR GODS LOVINGKINDNESS AND MERCY….

AND IN DOING SO, THEY SHINED WITH A GREAT LIGHT AND A GREATER LOVE OF GOD AND IN GOD AND FOR GOD AND GOD…GOD SHINED THROUGH THEM, IN RETURN.

AND THE FALCON DELIVERED THEM SAFELY TO THE BOTTOM OF A HIGH MOUTAIN AND THEY LOOKED UP…….AND DESPAIRED……

MANY WERE THE DANGERS THAT THEY FACED ALONG THE WAY OF THEIR GREAT AND AWESOME JOURNEY!

MANY WERE THE PREDATORS THAT THEY ENCOUNTERED AND YET…SOMEWHOW…GOD ALWAYS PROVED HIS LOVE AND PURPOSE FOR THEM BY SEEING THE SAFELY THROUGH IT ALL

AND ALL THEY HAD TO DO WAS TO KEEP GOING…KEEP GOING….KEEP GOING

BUT

THIS WAS A MOUNTAIN….ONE….BIG ASS…MOUNTAIN…..

HUGE MOTHERFUCKER…..AS FAR AS THEY WERE CONCERNED

[YOU WOULD HAVE THOUGHT SO, TOO……]

AND GOD SENT TO THEM AN ARCHANGEL OF MICHAEL

AND THE ARCHANGEL OF MICHAEL HELD THEM IN HIS HANDS

AND BLEW ON THEM THE WARM BREATH OF GODS LOVE AND LIGHT

AND TOLD THEM

YOU CAN DO IT

THERE IS ENOUGH TIME

IT WILL NOT BEGIN UNTIL YOU GET THERE

AND WHEN YOU GET THERE…….IT WILL BEGIN……

SO TAKE ALL THE TIME YOU NEED

BUT DO NOT DELAY

REST WHEN YOU NEEDS MUST REST

BUT DO NOT TARRY

NO DANGERS AWAIT YOU ON THIS MOUNTAIN

NO PREDATOR CAN EXIST HERE TO HARM YOU

YOUR ONLY…….CONSIDERATION….

SHOULD BE THAT OF FALLING

AND FALLING BACK

AND FALLING BACKWARDS

DO NOT FALL

YE MAY SLIP

BUT DO NOT FALL

FOR IF YOU FALL

YE MAY NOT ARRIVE AT THE TIME APPOINTED FOR YOU

AND ALL WILL BE LOST

FOR THE RAIN WILL START AT THE APPOINTED TIME

AND THOSE BEHIND YOU

THAT HAVE ALSO HEARD THE CALL

WILL PASS YOU UP

AND THE DOORS WILL CLOSE WITHOUT YOU BEING ONBOARD

AND WE WOULDN’T WANT THAT TO HAPPEN…NOW WOULD WE?

AND SO

THE TWO LOVING SNAILS

IN LOVE WITH GOD AND EACH OTHER

AND EACH IN GOD

STARTED OFF………………..

AND THEY SLIPPED

TIME AND TIME AGAIN

THEY SLIPPED

AND

THEY FELL……MORE THAN ONCE

BUT THEY CONTINUED

THEY KEPT ON GOING

THEY ENDURED

AND KEPT ON GOING

BECAUSE THEY WANTED MORE THAN ANYTHING TO GET THERE

NO MATTER WHAT……..

AND THEY SLIPPED AND FELL ON ROCKS AND STONES

AND OTHER ANIMALS PASSED THEM UP

THE ALLIGATORS

THE BEARS

THE DRAGONS

THE EAGLES

THE LIONS

THE PANDAS

THE TIGERS

THE ZEBRAS………..

ALL THE ANIMALS EVENTUALLY PASSED THEM UP…….

NONE STOPPED TO HELP……

SOME LAUGHED

SOME DIDN’T

SOME NEVER NOTICED THEM

SOME DID…..

AND THE LONG AND ARDUOUS JOURNEY CONTINUED…..

AND EVENTUALLY

LO AND BEHOLD

THE SNAILS FOUND THEMSELVES AT THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN

AND LOOKED TO SEE

AND THERE

THERE WAS THE ARK

IN THEIR SIGHT

THEY COULD SEE IT!!!!

AND THEY WERE ALONE

ALL THE OTHERS HAD PASSED THEM UP AND THE FIRST OF THEM HAD REACHED THE ARK

AND NOAH OPENED THE DOORS

AND GOD

GOD SAID: WAIT!!!!!

AND ALL HEARD IT…..AND NOAH AND HIS FAMILY AND ALL THE ANIMALS BOWED DOWN

AND SAID TO GOD

“WHAT IS YOUR WILL, OH LORD OF LORDS?”

AND GOD REPLIED:

YE SHALL SEE!”

AND THE RAIN CAME AND FELL UPON THEM

AND A MIGHTY RAIN IT WAS

AND NONE OF THE OTHER ANIMALS MOVED

THEY WAITED FOR GODS WORD……….

AND THE SNAILS HAD STARTED TO TRAVEL DOWN THE MOUNTAIN

SO THAT THE OTHERS WOULD NOT HAVE TO WAIT SO LONG

AND THE RAINS GREW AND BECAME FIERCER………

AND THE SNAILS COULD NOT KEEP TRACTION AND THEY BEGAN TO SLIP

AND WERE AFRAID THEY MIGHT FALL

AND THEY DIDN’T WANT TO FALL AGAIN

THEY HAD BEEN SAVED SO MANY TIMES…..

THEY DIDN’T WANT TO FALL AGAIN AT THIS LAST, PRECIOUS MOMENT

WHEN THEY COULD SEE THE GOAL

AND BE ABLE TO REACH IT

AND THE ARCHANGEL OF MICHAEL CAME TO THEM AND DECLARED:

“RELAX….FOR YOU…THIS IS THE EASY PART…FOR YE HAVE ENDURED ALL AND EVERYTHING THAT HAS BEEN ASKED OF YOU AND NOW…NOW IT IS TIME FOR YOU TO SEE YOUR TRUE PLACE IN GODS HEART!!”

AND THE RAIN CREATED A MIGHTY MUDSLIDE AND THAT SLIDE ALLOWED THE TWO LOVING SNAILS TO SLIDE DOWN THAT MOUNTAIN AT BREAKNECK SPEED!

AND THE SNAILS WHOOPED AND HOLLERED

FOR THIS WAS FASTER THAN THEY HAD EVER GONE BEFORE!!!!!

YEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWW!!!!!!!

IT WAS TRULY A MOST EXCELLENT AND JOYOUS EXPERIENCE FOR THE BOTH OF THEM…..

AND THERE THEY SLID…FASTER AND FASTER DOWN THAT GREAT MOUNTAIN……

THE OTHER ANIMALS WERE AMAZED…THEY HAD TO CLIMB THE MOUNTAIN ALONG THE GREAT SPIRAL PATH THAT WAS MADE OPEN FOR THEM TO DO SO…

SOME OF THEM COMPLAINED……

WHY, OH LORD..MUST THESE ONES BE GIVEN SUCH SPECIAL TREATMENT WHEN WE HAD TO CLIMB UP THE HARD WAY?

AND GOD REPLIED:

YE KNOW NOT WHAT THEY HAD TO ENDURE IN ORDER TO GET HERE. YOU JUST SAW THEM AT THE END. I, EVEN I, IN THE WISDOM OF MY BEING, SENT THEM OUT LONG BEFORE YOU SET UPON YOUR OWN JOURNEYS AND THEY HAVE ENDURED MUCH LONGER THAN YOU AND HAVE STRUGGLED WITH MORE DOUBTS AND FEARS THEN YOU WILL EVER COME TO KNOW AND NOW…NOW THEY ARE HERE AND NOT A ONE OF YOU ARE GOING TO ENTER THIS ARK UNTIL THE ARE FIRST BOARDED AND MADE SETTLED..IS THAT CLEAR!?  IS THERE ANY ONE OF YOU THAT HAS ANY FURTHER COMPLAINT IN THIS MATTER!?

AND ALL OF THEM HUNG THEIR HEADS DOWN LOW AND BEGGED FOR FORGIVENESS….

AND WHILE ALL OF THIS WAS HAPPENING THE TWO SNAILS WERE WHOOPING IT UP AND HAVING A GRAND OLD TIME.  ALL THEY HAD TO DO WAS HOLD ON FOR DEAR LIFE AND LET THE RAIN AND THE MUD AND THE PATH THEY CREATED TAKE THEM TO WHERE THEY WERE SUPPOSED TO GO AND THEY HELD SO MUCH TRUST AND FAITH IN THAT, THAT THEY  HAD COMPLETELY LET GO OF ALL AND ANY AND EVERY DOUBT AND FEAR THAT THEY HAD AND JUST ENJOYED THE RIDE…KNOWING ALL ALONG THEY THEY WERE GOING TO END UP EXACTLY AND PRECISELY WHERE GOD WANTED THEM TO BE!

AND THEY DID….

THEY HIT THE BOTTOM OF THAT MOUNTAIN AT BREAKNECK SPEED AND HIT THE SOFT AND SHALLOW VALLEY AND AND ZOOMED UP TO THE RAMP, PAST ALL OF THE OTHER ANIMALS AND THEN…HIT THE FIRST BUMP OF THE FIRST PLANK OF THE RAMP AND WENT FLYING FAST THROUGH THE AIR…..INTO AND THROUGH THE DOORWAY AND RIGHT INTO THE SPECIAL ENVIRONMENT THAT WAS CREATED JUST FOR THEM…A NICE ,PARTLY AQUATIC, WOODLAND SCENE…..IT WAS ALTOGETHER LOVELY, IT WAS…….

AND THEN …AFTER WITNESSING ALL OF THIS…

NOAH SMILED AND LAUGHED

AND HIS FAMILY SMILED AND LAUGHED

AND ALL THE OTHER ANIMALS AND INSECTS AND SUCH AND SO FORTH AND SO ON….THAT WERE IN LINE TO GO IN TO THE ARK

LAUGHED IN JOY

FOR THEY HAD SEEN

AND BECAUSE THEY HAD SEEN…THEY NOW KNEW

THE LOVE AND WISDOM AND GLORY OF GOD

AND THE WILL THAT GOD HAS IN ALL OF GODS CREATURES

AND THEY REJOICED AS THEY ENTERED THE ARK…….AND THE SNAILS WERE HEROES…..

AND SO IT SHOULD BE……

AND SO IT IS

THIS IS THE END OF MY STORY FOR YOU

YOU KNOW THE REST FROM YOUR HOLY BOOKS

AS THEY ARE GIVEN YOU, ANYWAY……

PONDER THIS STORY

AND MAKE OF IT WHAT YOU WILL

AND THEN

GET UP OFF YOUR LAZY ASS AND KEEP ON GOING

GET UP OFF OF YOUR FEARFUL SELF

AND KEEP ON GOING

GET UP

STAND UP

AND WALK

AND GO TO WHERE YOU NEEDS MUST BE

AND DO WHAT YOU NEEDS MUST DO

IN GODS WILL

THE RAIN IS COMING

THE RAIN THAT WILL CLEANSE ALL DARKNESS AND EVIL AND SELFISHNESS AND FEAR AWAY

THE RAIN IS COMING

THE RAIN THAT WILL DECIDE WHO GOES WHERE AND WHEN AND WHY

GODS WILL IS HERE

AND THE REALIZATION OF IT IS COMING

GET GOING

BE YE SNAIL OR CHEETAH

MOVE YOUR SOUL AND SPIRIT AND MIND AND HEART NOW

MOVE IT TOWARDS GOD

THAT IS ALL

GOOD NIGHT

SWEET DREAMS

GOD BLESS YOU

I LOVE YOU

KIBO